Cidstafsag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic eagle.

Cidstafsag created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidstafsag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidstafsag, she will turn you into a snail.

Cidstafsag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cidstafsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help mice.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.