Dissfidont is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest shrew.

Dissfidont created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissfidont, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dissfidont, she will make you grow a tail.

Dissfidont's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dissfidont's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not skip in public.