Wittabdudnart Wabquagrutbopruttarpsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, quiet duck.

Wittabdudnart Wabquagrutbopruttarpsaf created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wittabdudnart Wabquagrutbopruttarpsaf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wittabdudnart Wabquagrutbopruttarpsaf, she will come to you in dreams.

Wittabdudnart Wabquagrutbopruttarpsaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wittabdudnart Wabquagrutbopruttarpsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Put Wittabdudnart Wabquagrutbopruttarpsaf first in all things.

3. Never jump near squirrels.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.