Siswitspag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, idiotic parrot.

Siswitspag created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Siswitspag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Siswitspag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Siswitspag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Siswitspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help bats.