Pidbosstig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented wyrm.

Pidbosstig created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbosstig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidbosstig, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pidbosstig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pidbosstig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Pidbosstig.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Do not chop down trees.