Dudrenrak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless slug.

Dudrenrak created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudrenrak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudrenrak, it will laugh at you.

Dudrenrak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dudrenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudrenrak.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Never paint your neck cyan.

5. Do not cook food in pots.