Vegtaddut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate mongoose.

Vegtaddut created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegtaddut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vegtaddut, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vegtaddut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vegtaddut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vegtaddut six times a day.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about nebulae.