Gebhoglib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing ant.

Gebhoglib created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Gebhoglib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebhoglib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gebhoglib's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gebhoglib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.