Nulnatmut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating troll.

Nulnatmut created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnatmut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulnatmut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nulnatmut's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nulnatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing four iron spheres on your neck.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Never talk about spacetime near manatees while wearing violet kilts.