Tadtimjen Vinsidfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish shrew.

Tadtimjen Vinsidfeb created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadtimjen Vinsidfeb, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tadtimjen Vinsidfeb, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tadtimjen Vinsidfeb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tadtimjen Vinsidfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not sit in public.