Budtanstanhin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional squirrel.

Budtanstanhin created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtanstanhin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budtanstanhin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Budtanstanhin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Budtanstanhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.