Cutditpark is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cutditpark created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutditpark, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutditpark, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cutditpark's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cutditpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.