Quimwatmap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest hyena.

Quimwatmap created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Quimwatmap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quimwatmap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quimwatmap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Quimwatmap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five copper sculptures of Quimwatmap on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.