Nibdimpang is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous gerbil.

Nibdimpang created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdimpang, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibdimpang, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nibdimpang's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nibdimpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing pink coats and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.