Nillyoknatbass is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident jaguar.

Nillyoknatbass created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillyoknatbass, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nillyoknatbass, it will destroy your home planet.

Nillyoknatbass' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nillyoknatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not name children after capybaras.

5. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.