Bisscadrill is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome crane.

Bisscadrill created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Bisscadrill, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bisscadrill, she will not care.

Bisscadrill's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bisscadrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Do not take Bisscadrill's name in vain.