Fabgamfed is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome cat.

Fabgamfed created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabgamfed, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabgamfed, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fabgamfed's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fabgamfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fabgamfed's name in vain.

2. Fabgamfed loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the west.