Quagdabkik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody dugong.

Quagdabkik created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdabkik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quagdabkik, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quagdabkik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Quagdabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.