Fascissben is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart hyena.

Fascissben created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fascissben, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fascissben, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fascissben's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fascissben's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with mauve markings.

2. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Never prepare garlic during winter.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.