Arfligfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unfair skunk.

Arfligfarn created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfligfarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arfligfarn, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arfligfarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Arfligfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Arfligfarn loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Remain standing during prayer.