Targtabsit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak skunk.

Targtabsit created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtabsit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Targtabsit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Targtabsit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Targtabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targtabsit.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.