Kamtimdam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest duck.

Kamtimdam created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamtimdam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamtimdam, she will remove you from existence.

Kamtimdam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kamtimdam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the east.

5. Never look in ponds.