Karfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unselfish dove.

Karfod created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karfod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karfod, it will torture you forever.

Karfod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Karfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Karfod's name in vain.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing mauve trousers and balancing three carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about moons.