Hadbedfed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent bird.

Hadbedfed created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Hadbedfed, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadbedfed, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hadbedfed's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hadbedfed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look at galaxies.