Stragnatfubquartcisscud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, capable wasp.

Stragnatfubquartcisscud created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragnatfubquartcisscud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stragnatfubquartcisscud, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stragnatfubquartcisscud's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stragnatfubquartcisscud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

3. Never gather four seals in one place.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing mauve shorts.