Nullkadfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet wyrm.

Nullkadfon created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullkadfon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullkadfon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nullkadfon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nullkadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

3. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.