Pogviglik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered dryad.

Pogviglik created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogviglik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogviglik, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pogviglik's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pogviglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.