Taillogweg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless squirrel.

Taillogweg created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taillogweg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Taillogweg, it will try to impress you with trees.

Taillogweg's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Taillogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands red.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Taillogweg.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.