Nabstafstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awesome gnu.

Nabstafstaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabstafstaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabstafstaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Nabstafstaf's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nabstafstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not take Nabstafstaf's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabstafstaf.

5. Do not speak about lemons.