Pibripfot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane armadillo.

Pibripfot created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibripfot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibripfot, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pibripfot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pibripfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five badgers near doors.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing magenta dresses and balancing three titanium spheres on your face.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.