Jamflyfly is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring squid.

Jamflyfly created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamflyfly, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jamflyfly, she will turn you into a mole.

Jamflyfly's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jamflyfly's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not take Jamflyfly's name in vain.

5. Retreat if four doves approach from the west.