Botnigfas is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unjust warg.

Botnigfas created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botnigfas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Botnigfas, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Botnigfas' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Botnigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Do not turn your face toward west.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.