Teenrillgebgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing skunk.

Teenrillgebgup created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenrillgebgup, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Teenrillgebgup, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Teenrillgebgup's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Teenrillgebgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.