Nellhakaffob is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, generous squid.

Nellhakaffob created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhakaffob, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nellhakaffob, it will turn you into a dog.

Nellhakaffob's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nellhakaffob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. You must love Nellhakaffob.

5. Put Nellhakaffob first in all things.