Gubyoklab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent gnu.

Gubyoklab created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gubyoklab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gubyoklab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gubyoklab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gubyoklab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. You must love Gubyoklab.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubyoklab.

5. Never think about optics near turtles while wearing red shirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.