Cebmegveen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying salamander.

Cebmegveen created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmegveen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cebmegveen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cebmegveen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cebmegveen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never cross rivers at dawn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Do not commit murder.