Fubwegrap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy pigeon.

Fubwegrap created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Fubwegrap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fubwegrap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fubwegrap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fubwegrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near geese while wearing black hats and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

2. Do not wear kilts marked with pink.

3. Never feed aubergines to monkeys while wearing dresses.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.