Jenjonyim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-assured finch.

Jenjonyim created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenjonyim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jenjonyim, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jenjonyim's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Jenjonyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Do not listen to music.