Wanfundad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless penguin.

Wanfundad created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Wanfundad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wanfundad, he will cry a lot.

Wanfundad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wanfundad's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with gray markings.

2. Hide from indigo mites for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Always look after injured swans.