Higlampig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless troll.

Higlampig created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higlampig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higlampig, he will be very unhappy.

Higlampig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Higlampig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always remove scarves before touching lead.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never whisper while facing east.