Renlogbim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving parrot.

Renlogbim created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Renlogbim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Renlogbim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Renlogbim's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Renlogbim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven goats approach from the north.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from yellow porpoises, for they are unholy.