Cedzentalfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless scorpion.

Cedzentalfeb created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedzentalfeb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cedzentalfeb, it will be very unhappy.

Cedzentalfeb's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cedzentalfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cedzentalfeb.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.