Taldussged Cunnildun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful dingo.

Taldussged Cunnildun created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taldussged Cunnildun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taldussged Cunnildun, she will turn you into a tree.

Taldussged Cunnildun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Taldussged Cunnildun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.