Febcun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody wolf.

Febcun created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febcun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Febcun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Febcun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Febcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

5. Fast once a month.