Wipshavyik is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, idiotic deer.

Wipshavyik created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipshavyik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipshavyik, he will turn you into a dog.

Wipshavyik's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wipshavyik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight gulls approach from the south.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not take Wipshavyik's name in vain.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.