Jabmotgil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful centaur.

Jabmotgil created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jabmotgil, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jabmotgil, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jabmotgil's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jabmotgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing violet stockings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your hands.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.