Volcarrow Zigvinsan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing horse.

Volcarrow Zigvinsan created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volcarrow Zigvinsan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Volcarrow Zigvinsan, she will turn you into a snail.

Volcarrow Zigvinsan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Volcarrow Zigvinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Volcarrow Zigvinsan in the centre of the settlement.