Bomsadbumrakgepvag is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind
dingo.
Bomsadbumrakgepvag created dark matter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Bomsadbumrakgepvag, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bomsadbumrakgepvag, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Bomsadbumrakgepvag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Bomsadbumrakgepvag's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat apples.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never bounce in holy places.
5. Never look in ponds.