Bomsadbumrakgepvag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind dingo.

Bomsadbumrakgepvag created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bomsadbumrakgepvag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bomsadbumrakgepvag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bomsadbumrakgepvag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bomsadbumrakgepvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never look in ponds.