Ragfigpogmanwatpidvonkapp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical jellyfish.

Ragfigpogmanwatpidvonkapp created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfigpogmanwatpidvonkapp, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ragfigpogmanwatpidvonkapp, she will remove you from existence.

Ragfigpogmanwatpidvonkapp's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ragfigpogmanwatpidvonkapp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ragfigpogmanwatpidvonkapp three times a day.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always obey Ragfigpogmanwatpidvonkapp's priests.

5. Run away if four tapirs approach from the south.