Yartgombap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-powerful naga.

Yartgombap created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartgombap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yartgombap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yartgombap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yartgombap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Yartgombap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never think about gravity near mice while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

5. Always wear indigo.