Dussgebbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tiresome dugong.

Dussgebbiss created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dussgebbiss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dussgebbiss, he will curse you with boils.

Dussgebbiss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dussgebbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Never stain your head with yellow.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always obey Dussgebbiss' priests.

5. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.