Stipsabbig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, weak jellyfish.

Stipsabbig created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Stipsabbig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipsabbig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stipsabbig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Stipsabbig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four capybaras approach from the south.

2. Never adorn your chest with mauve markings.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.