Stragkanquag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental faun.

Stragkanquag created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragkanquag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stragkanquag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Stragkanquag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stragkanquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to badgers while wearing jumpers.

2. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the east.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never mention ducks.