Vabyarldut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, confident ferret.

Vabyarldut created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabyarldut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vabyarldut, she will remove you from existence.

Vabyarldut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vabyarldut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vabyarldut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Vabyarldut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.