Yamteencar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage donkey.

Yamteencar created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamteencar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamteencar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yamteencar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yamteencar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Yamteencar loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Yamteencar's name in vain.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.