Nullwablog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless camel.

Nullwablog created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Nullwablog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nullwablog, it will cry a lot.

Nullwablog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nullwablog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to hamsters while wearing scarves.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nullwablog on top of all buildings.

4. Never remain bowed during dusk.

5. Never bounce near snails.