Rowkadkadcum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent manatee.

Rowkadkadcum created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowkadkadcum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rowkadkadcum, it will think nothing of it.

Rowkadkadcum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rowkadkadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear blue shoes on sacred days.