Vinflyhog is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, moody
cow.
Vinflyhog created an atom six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vinflyhog, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vinflyhog, she will turn you into a frog.
Vinflyhog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Vinflyhog's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear red clothing.
2. Do not take Vinflyhog's name in vain.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.