Vinflyhog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, moody cow.

Vinflyhog created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinflyhog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinflyhog, she will turn you into a frog.

Vinflyhog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vinflyhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not take Vinflyhog's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.