Higlarnstan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate mongoose.

Higlarnstan created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higlarnstan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Higlarnstan, he will not care at all.

Higlarnstan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Higlarnstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing stockings.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never gather four dogs near bridges.