Cudtadsak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful finch.

Cudtadsak created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudtadsak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cudtadsak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cudtadsak's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cudtadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near shrews.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Cudtadsak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.