Dudripranzanpaglistfem Gambogarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic zebra.

Dudripranzanpaglistfem Gambogarp created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudripranzanpaglistfem Gambogarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudripranzanpaglistfem Gambogarp, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dudripranzanpaglistfem Gambogarp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dudripranzanpaglistfem Gambogarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to manatees while wearing pink scarves.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Worship no other gods but Dudripranzanpaglistfem Gambogarp.