Donlistdam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful ferret.

Donlistdam created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donlistdam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Donlistdam, he will have a low opinion of you.

Donlistdam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Donlistdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never gather eight gulls in one place.

3. Never allow turtles to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always obey Donlistdam's priests.

5. Do not drink alcohol.