Vabcadtindutarnflabcinwat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud octopus.

Vabcadtindutarnflabcinwat created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabcadtindutarnflabcinwat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vabcadtindutarnflabcinwat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vabcadtindutarnflabcinwat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vabcadtindutarnflabcinwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never gather six grasshopers in one place.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Always remove corsets before touching silicon.