Nurtyikhun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, intelligent wyrm.

Nurtyikhun created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtyikhun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurtyikhun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nurtyikhun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurtyikhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.