Nurtyikhun is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, intelligent
wyrm.
Nurtyikhun created humanity five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtyikhun, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nurtyikhun, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Nurtyikhun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Nurtyikhun's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never hurt aardvarks.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not dye your hair yellow.