Parknulspagjigjophanveg
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, loving
crow
.
Parknulspagjigjophanveg
created time and space six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Parknulspagjigjophanveg
, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Parknulspagjigjophanveg
, he will turn you into a sheep.
Parknulspagjigjophanveg's
most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Parknulspagjigjophanveg's Holy Commandments
1. You must never eat strawberries.
2. Learn six new languages a year.
3. Never talk about quantum field theory.
4. Never write about dwarf planets.
5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.
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