Garkadkabyoknartcibhom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional centipede.

Garkadkabyoknartcibhom created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garkadkabyoknartcibhom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Garkadkabyoknartcibhom, it will boil you in a big pot.

Garkadkabyoknartcibhom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Garkadkabyoknartcibhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Garkadkabyoknartcibhom on top of important buildings.