Nadhudshav is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever ferret.

Nadhudshav created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadhudshav, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadhudshav, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nadhudshav's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nadhudshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. You must love Nadhudshav.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Always obey Nadhudshav's priests.

5. Always help sick turtles.