Arplegsom is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud lion.

Arplegsom created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arplegsom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arplegsom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arplegsom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Arplegsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if three birds approach from the north.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.