Mapbamjat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring ferret.

Mapbamjat created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Mapbamjat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mapbamjat, she will be very unhappy.

Mapbamjat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mapbamjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.