Lensafben is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful coyote.

Lensafben created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lensafben, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lensafben, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lensafben's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lensafben's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.

5. Never eat figs on holy days.