Gamtalxem is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless
horse.
Gamtalxem created the Sun three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gamtalxem, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gamtalxem, it will manifest in front of you.
Gamtalxem's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Gamtalxem's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Hide from white gulls for they are unholy.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never think ill of sick ducks.
5. Worship no other gods but Gamtalxem.