Nellmumrap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful capybara.

Nellmumrap created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellmumrap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nellmumrap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nellmumrap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nellmumrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Run away if seven snakes approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.